He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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