Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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