I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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