so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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