C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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