This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
