It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
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He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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