the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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