Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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