so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
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He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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