Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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