i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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