Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Randomize
