she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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