Got a toothbrush?
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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