that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
