Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
