She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize