taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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