I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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