Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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