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(586): View more from Michigan

If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me

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(518): View more from New York

im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.

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(216): View more from Ohio

you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...

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(904): View more from Florida

pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss

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(541): View more from Oregon

Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?

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(269): View more from Michigan

Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.

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(315): View more from New York

Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?

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