google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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