Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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