mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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