you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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