erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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