Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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