I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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