it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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