I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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