no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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