What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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