No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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