Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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