I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
