Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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