so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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