:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Randomize
