butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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