i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Randomize
