I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
It was like getting head from an anaconda
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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