We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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