We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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