As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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