Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Sorry about my life...
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