covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
last night I used snow as a chaser
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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