omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
