that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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