On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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