fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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