I hope mine doesn't look like that
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Randomize
