My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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