you're like a bully in the Christmas story
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He? As in you personified your dick?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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