Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
